Girls Night Out

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out,
and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic
on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home,
they needed to pee.

They were very near a graveyard and
one of them suggested they do their business
behind a head stone or something.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so
she thought she'd take off her panties,
use them, then throw them away.

Her friend, however, was wearing rather
expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers,
but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon
from a wreath that was on one of the graves and
proceeded to wipe herself with that.

After finishing,
they then made off for home.

The next day, the first woman's husband phoned
the other husband and said;
"These damn girls nights out have got to stop.
My wife came home lastnight without her panties."

"That's nothing" said the other,
"Mine came back with a card stuck
between the cheeks of her ass that said;
'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.'"