ARE YOU A BITCH?

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
Young,Urban,Professional,Peaceful,Intelligent,Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B.,you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, "B.I.T.C.H."

"What exactly is a BITCH?" they ask in unison.

"Babe In Total Control of Herself."

So ladies, if somebody calls you a "Bitch".....

SMILE and say "THANK YOU!"