Condom Slogans

• Cover your stump before you hump.


• Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.


• Don`t be silly, protect your willy.


• When in doubt, shroud your sprout.


• Don`t be a loner, cover your boner.


• You can`t go wrong if you shield your dong.


• If you`re not going to sack it, go home and whack it.


• If you think she`s spunky, cover your monkey.


• If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.


• It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.


• She won`t get sick if you wrap your dick.


• If you go into heat, package your meat.


• While you`re undressing Venus, dress up that penis.


• When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse.


• Especially in December, gift wrap your member.


• Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.


• Don`t be a fool, vulcanize your tool.


• The right selection! Protect your erection!


• Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.


• A crank with armor will never harm her.


• If you really love her, wear a cover.


• Don`t make a mistake, muzzle your snake.


• Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.


• If you can`t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.


• No glove, no love!