Yo momma

• Yo momma's so fat she gets stuck in her dreams!


• Yo momma's so fat that she sat on four quarters and made it into a dollar bill!


• Yo momma's so fat that when she sat on a package of skittles she made a rainbow!


• Yo momma's so fat she went to the beach and sold shade!


• Yo momma's so fat she uses the swimming pool as a toilet!


• Yo momma's so fat she uses a basketball as a hackey sack!


• Yo momma's so fat that she keeps her extra change in one of her folds!


• Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas!


• Yo momma's so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck!


• Yo momma's so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper!


• Yo momma's so fat every time her beeper goes off people think shes backing up!


• Yo momma's so fat she's in two time zones at the same time!


• Yo momma's so fat she has her own area code!


• Yo momma's so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!


• Yo momma's so fat that when she left in the morning in high heels she came back in flip-flops!


• Yo momma's so fat when she stepped on a scale it read to be continued!


• Yo momma's so fat when she stepped on a scale it read one person at a time please!


• Yo momma's so fat that when your daddy makes love to her he never makes love to the same fold twice!


• Yo momma's so fat that when your daddy makes love to her he has to roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot!


• Yo momma's so fat that when your daddy wants to make love to her all he has to do is slap her thigh and roll in with the wave!


• Yo momma's so fat she uses a pillow for a Maxi pad!


• Yo momma's so fat that she had to stop wearing Malcolm X shirts because helicopters kept trying to land on her!


• Yo momma's brain is so small that if I took it and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway!


• Yo momma's brain is so small if you stuffed it up an ants ass and it would still rattle like a BB in a tin can!


• Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Speed Stick slow down!


• Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left!


• Yo momma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock!


• Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving!


• Yo momma's glasses are so thick she could read my mind


• Yo momma's so skinny when she swallowed a marble people thought she was pregnant!


• Yo momma's so skinny she could hula-hoop through a Cherrio!


• Yo momma's so skinny when she was drowning the lifeguard threw her a roll of Lifesavers and told her to put one around her waist!


• Yo momma's so old she still owes Moses a quarter!


• Yo momma's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces!


• Yo momma's teeth are so yellow cars slow down!


• Yo momma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!


• Yo momma's so dumb she put a ruler by her bed to see how long she slept!


• Yo momma's so stupid she got locked up in a supermarket and starved to death!


• Yo momma's so short she plays raquet ball on a curb!


• Yo momma's so short she can bungee-jump off a curb!


• Yo momma's so ugly not even her Rice Crispies will talk to her!


• Yo momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on a cup of water!


• Yo momma's so ugly that bigfoot took a picture of her!


• Yo momma's so ugly that they kicked her out of Jurrasic Park!


• Yo momma's so stupid that when she went to the airport, the sign read "Airport Left", so she left


• Yo momma's so poor that when I saw her walking down the street kicking a can I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving!"


• Yo momma's so poor that when she wrote a check the whole bank bounced!


• Yo momma's so greedy when she wakes up in the morning she looks under her bed to see if she lost any sleep!


• Yo momma's so black that she dresses to a funeral naked!


• Yo momma's so black that she went to night school and they marked her absent!


• Yo momma's so fat and black that when she goes skydiving she turns day into night!


• Yo momma's lips are so big that she needs a kick stand to hold them up!


• Yo momma's so short she has to cuff her panties!