Monday, October 25, 2004

Tax Time

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says,
"Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.,and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced whore."
The accountant balks and says,
"No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that is still too crude.Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman states,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?".
"Well, I raised over 700 little peckers last year."

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