FLORIDA FARMER

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice, with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees.

The pond was fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old man decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, to look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw there were a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Old men can still think fast.