A female teacher, was having problems with a boy in her 3rd grade class.
The boy said "Teacher, I should be in 4th grade, I'm smarter than my sis and she's in 4th grade."
The teacher, tired of his complaints took the boy to the Principal's office and explained everything to the Principal. He decided to test the boy with some questions that a 4th grader should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 12 ....and so on!
The Principal asked the boy many questions and the boy got them right. The Principal then told the teacher to send the boy to 4th grade. The teacher decided to ask some more questions and the Principal agreed.
Teacher: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2 of?
Teacher: What's in your pants that you have but I don't have?
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge..
Boy: Bubble Gum.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me, You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I?
The principal was beginning to look restless
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Teacher: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver?
Teacher: What starts with 'F' and ends with a 'K' and if you don't get it, you have to use your hand?
Teacher: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love??
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Send the boy to University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!"