Try Doing Any Of This in Mexico (or any other country!)

• Enter Mexico illegally.
• Ignore immigration quotas, visas, international law, and all that nonsense.
• Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
• Demand that the federal government provide retirement benefits for your elderly parents.
• Procreate abundantly.
• Demand that the Mexican school system provide schooling for all your children.
• Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do the same.
• Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
• Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
• Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
• Deflect any criticism of this irresponsible behavior with, "It is a cultural United States thing. You would not understand."
• Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop; proudly display it in your front window and on your car bumper.
• Demand a local Mexican driver's license.
• Use your Mexican driver's license to apply for other legal rights and to legitimize your illegal presence in Mexico.
• Demand that the Mexican driver's license be acceptable documentation for voter's registration.
• Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.
• Insist that you should not have to pay taxes, because you are not a Mexican citizen and are only there "temporarily."

Good luck! You'll be demanding 'til the end of time or soon be dead.

It will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world.

The only place such things happen is right here in the USA.

SCARY, ISN'T IT?