Floating the Corporate Ladder

Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to
steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in
getting it out of the plane and home.

Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a
Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the
chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated
when the raft was inflated.

They are no longer employed at Boeing.