Three Wishes

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He
picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says
"Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you
three wishes."

The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what
I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account
numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new
red Ferrari right here."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari
appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be
irresistible to women."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of
chocolates.