Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Man of the House

The husband had finished his book, "Man Of The House," by the time he
reached home. He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his
wife, pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you
to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want
you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then you are going to
make love with me where, when and how I tell you to! Then, after that,
you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished
with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife responded, "The Funeral Director."

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