Sunday, May 07, 2006

Condom Slogans

  • Cover your stump before you hump.

  • Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

  • Don`t be silly, protect your willy.

  • When in doubt, shroud your sprout.

  • Don`t be a loner, cover your boner.

  • You can`t go wrong if you shield your dong.

  • If you`re not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

  • If you think she`s spunky, cover your monkey.

  • If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

  • It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

  • She won`t get sick if you wrap your dick.

  • If you go into heat, package your meat.

  • While you`re undressing Venus, dress up that penis.

  • When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse.

  • Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

  • Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

  • Don`t be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

  • The right selection! Protect your erection!

  • Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

  • A crank with armor will never harm her.

  • If you really love her, wear a cover.

  • Don`t make a mistake, muzzle your snake.

  • Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

  • If you can`t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

  • No glove, no love!

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