Money From God

A little boy really wanted $100 badly and he prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. So he decided to write a letter to god, requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to president Clinton (but why nobody is sure). Upon receiving the letter, president Clinton was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to mail the little boy $5. He thought that would appear to be a lot of money to the little boy. The little boy was delighted with the five dollars and decided to write odd a thank you letter. it read as follows:

"Dear God, thank you for the money. however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, and as usual, the bastards deducted $95. Thanks anyways."