Sunday, July 18, 2004

The De-Stress Diet

As the stress of the day builds...

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help
cope with the stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST

1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk





LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's Kiss




AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 pint of Hagen-Daaz ice cream, any flavor,
with chocolate-chip topping





DINNER
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 Snickers bars




LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake
(eaten directly from the freezer)



REMEMBER:

"Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts"


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