The Wong Family

The Wong Family, Su Wong
marries Lee Wong. The next
year the Wong's have a new baby. The nurse
brings over
a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian,
white
baby boy! "Congratulations," says the nurse to
the new parents. "Well Mr.
Wong, what will you and Mrs
Wong name the baby?" The puzzled father looks
at his
new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wong's don't make a
white, so
I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."