Four Little Animals

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said,

"All I want out of life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really? And what four little animals would that be, sugar?

The little girl said, "A mink on my back,

a jaguar in the garage,

a tiger in the bed and

a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted!