Three Traveling Men

Three young men were traveling and happened to meet
at a bar in Ohio. One man was from Massachusetts, one
from California and one from New Jersey. They got
acquainted and started talking about their problems
with their new wives, and their wifely duties.

The guy from Massachusetts began by saying "I told my
wife clearly that she would have to do all of the cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing, but on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and dessert."

Then the man from California spoke up "I sat my wife
down and told her that she would have to do all the grocery shopping and all of the house cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But the third day, when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries."

The fellow from New Jersey was married to a woman
who had been born and raised in Jersey City. He sat up
straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said. "I gave my wife a stern look and told her that from this day on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and house cleaning, and it better be good. Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But by the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."