Monday, July 05, 2004

Papal Blessing

The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase,
"Tuti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind.

A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed
that the pope blessed all Mankind,
but not Womankind.

The next day, after His sermon, the Pope
concluded by saying, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini" -
Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.

The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said that
they noticed that he blessed man kind and woman kind, and asked if he
could also bless gay people.

The Pope said, "Sure." The next day,
the Pope concluded his sermon with:
"Tuti Homeni, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti

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