AIN'T SEX GRAND?

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her
new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state her
husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love,
for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to afford new clothes and other
incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home aroundnoon one day, she was surprised to
find her husband in a very drunken state. During the
next few minutes, he explained that his employer was
going through a process of corporate downsizing, and
he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of
55, he'd be able to find another position that paid
anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore,
they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed
thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly
$1 million. Then she showed him certificates of
deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2
million, and informed him that they were one of the
largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for
the 30 years she had charged him for sex, these
holdings had multiplied and these were the results of
her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over
$3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
barely speak, but finally he found his voice and
blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep
their mouths shut.....