High-End Bathroom

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a "get
acquainted tour" of the White House. After drinking several glasses of
iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see
that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just
think," he said, "when I am president, I too could have a gold urinal,
too. But I wouldn't do something that self-induligible."

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White
House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery
of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President
had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed,
Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who peed in your
saxophone."