Saturday, January 07, 2006

Senior Pickup Line

An elderly gentleman, very well dressed, in his mid-90s with hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well-cared-for image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly lady in her mid-80s, also well dressed and attractive, sitting alone.

The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"

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