Firmness

One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife, pinched
her on the butt and said,
"If you firmed this up, we could get
rid of your control top panty hose".

While this was on the edge of
intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his
wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said,
"You know, if you firmed these
up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response.
She rolled over and grabbed him by
his wackie.

With a death grip in place, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up,
we could get rid of the gardener,
the pool man, and your brother ."