Thursday, November 11, 2004

Theater Sleeper

The usher was making his rounds during the movie when he noticed a
gentleman sprawled across three seats.
He approached and told him he could not stay like that as he was using
up three seats. He got no response. He then told him if he did not get
up he would get the manager.
The manager came and asked him to sit up on one seat or he would call
the police and have him removed. Still no response.
The police came and asked him his name. He faintly answered, “Sam.”
“Well Sam,” said the officer, “Where are you from?”
The man very slowly raised his arm and pointed up and said very
faintly, “The balcony.”

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