Some Rules for Life

1. You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move, and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
2. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."
3. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
4. Never pass up an opportunity to go potty.
5. If You Woke up Breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance!

And Finally.....

6. Be Really Good To Your Family and Friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan!