IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Razors are Naughty!

(I have decided to include an entire Gmail group conversation here...the names have been changed to protect the innocent...and the guilty)

Paul: can someone please send me 10gallons of lotion. i got into a fight
with a razor over the idea of getting some this weekend :-(

-Itchy in (location withheld)

Kathy: if it's itching right away after doing it, you probably didn't use a
fresh razor blade... try the tripple bladed ones, they work best in
more delicate areas... if it's been a few days and it's itching,
well.. maybe the stubble it causing the irritation, which means you
need to either let it grow out or shave it again really fast before
you get too irritatetd then try to shave it which will be a bloody
mess... LMAO... either way, you're fucked... or NOT... for a few
days... LMAO... chalk this one up as lessons learned?

Alice: you know they make nair for men now, right?

John: Did you shave your fucking balls? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(E^423)

Ken: Sponsored Links
Razor Blades by SBI
www.specialtyblades.com - High performance cutting blades in all
shapes & sizes - 1-800-252-3371

Shaving Sets from Italy
www.baysidebrushco.com - polish brass, stainless steel, gold ceramic,
resin, wood, horn, etc

Related Pages

Fire Ants, Kissing Bugs and Mosquitoes
allergies.about.com - Oct 19, 2004 - According to Richard M. Weber,
MD, National Jewish Medical and ...

How Does Shaving Work?
kidshealth.org - Have you always wondered how shaving works? Whether
you're thinking ...

lol @related links

Abe: Sponsored Links
Bikini Touch - Seen on TV
Gentle intimate trimmer leaves no ingrown hairs or razor bumps!
www.bikinitouch.com

Alice: Sponsored Links
Eliminate Pubic Hair
www.kalo-hair-removal.com - Kalo prevents hair from growing Safe on
pubic hair and guaranteed

Abe: tryin to eat here!

Kathy: you're a teenaged male, Abe... of course you are eating... [rolls
eyes] it's not like we're putting a hair pie in front of you!!!
[giggles]

Alice: whoever you are trying to eat, I hope she shaved ;-)

Lou: Eliminate Pubic Hair
www.kalo-hair-removal.com - Kalo prevents hair from growing Safe on
pubic hair and guaranteed

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Abe: lol .. you guys need to fill up some of that free time

Ken: Fire Ants, Kissing Bugs and Mosquitoes
allergies.about.com - Oct 19, 2004 - According to Richard M. Weber,
MD, National Jewish Medical and ...
Shaving - Shave Using Intimate Personal Shavers
www.hair-removal-shaver.com - Hair removal and shaving resources for
safety and comfort.

i wonder why allergies.about.com keeps coming back... Paul got fire
ants in his badly-shaved crotch?
hair-removal-shaver --- what a thoughtful .com name... you'd never
guess what that site was about... [/sarcasm]

Abe: we all know that we'll never see [/sarcasm] from Ken

Lou: :/