How to Cook a Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey & a bottle of Wild Turkey 101-Proof
Step 2: Take a drink of WT-101
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of WT-101
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more WT drinks
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky poo
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: WwwT another wottle of get
Step 11: Stuck a turkey UP the thermometer
Step 12: Glass Uself a pour of DoubleUT (WT)
Step 13: Book the wwwtt for 4-ours
Step 14: Took the oven out of the turk
Step 15: (hic) pete - Took the oven out of the turk
Step 16: Floor the turk up off of the picky
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get uself awother ww-hic-tttt
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour Uself a gas of turk
Step 20: Bless the Lord oh turk, and pass the wt