Monday, December 06, 2004

At the Gates

3 men died and went to heaven. St. Peter met them at the heavenly
gates and told them they were having a Christmas special. He said if
they had something on them that represented Christmas, then they could
get into heaven, no questions asked.

The first man reached into his pocket and pulled out a lighter. He
said, "This represent candles." St. Peter said, "Fine, come on in."

The second man reached into his pockets and pulled out his keys. He
said, "These represent bells." St. Peter said, "Great, come on in."

The third man reached in his pockets and dug deep. Finally, he pulled
out a pair of panties. He looked at St. Peter and said, "These are

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