Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Help! I've been robbed!

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that
her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her
situation to the dispatcher:

"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and
even the accelerator!" she cried.

The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says,
"She got in the back-seat by mistake."

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