Turkey Football

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice
session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the
players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and
demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught
pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the
turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're
terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a
huge bonus."

"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the
season go past Thanksgiving Day?"