Monday, December 06, 2004

Three Old Men

Three old men were sitting around and talking.

The 80-year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would
just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for 20 minutes, and
it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."

The 85-year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I
could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I
can get my hands on and it's still a problem."

Then the 90-year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6
a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great
bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I
could wake up before 7 a.m."

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